My Son, The Spirit of Generosity.

Younger Son (enthusing over a friend who sent us a gift): (Friend) is awesome, isn't he mummy? Let's give him all our Christmas presents. When they're old. Shall we do that? Because he's awesome?

Too Little, Too Late?

During a game in which Older Son is 'eaten'...
Younger Son (having vanquished the monster): ... and if you ever get eaten again, call me. Ok?